June 28, 2020 • M Gaines
Stolen from a buddy & seems sum up the insanity of plague, market losses, over-hyped, murder hornets (though I prefer the alliteration of 'Homicide Hornets' ), riots/looting, "vampire fish" & plague round 2 (Did I leave anything out?) A touch of Disco Be sure to un-mute & watch till the end.
June 19, 2018 • Michael Gaines
Yankees like to make fun of how we Southerners are "slow." We speak slowly, walk slowly & are slow to adapt new things. Well Darlin' have you ever spent a summer in the South??? From May till October, with temps above 95 & approx. 167% humidity, there is NO reason to get in a hurry, it can be fatal! if you don't believe me, traipse your Yankee ass into a sauna, do some aerobics & recite Shakespeare then get into a parked car with an interior temp just shy of lava and let's see how fast you are, Bubba! (Helpful...
February 14, 2018 • Michael Gaines
As we celebrate “Single People Awareness Day”, let’s not be bitter or think about ex’s . (Instead of ‘ex’, I prefer to think of them as future speed-bumps). Be proactive, buy yourself that $900 dozen roses, $200 box of chocolate, over priced dinner, jewelry & some sexy clothes...or wait till tomorrow when it is all 70% off!!!! Seriously though, love isn’t about a few grand gestures one day a year. It is all the little things someone does for you (or you do for yourself) everyday. Think about the coffee that is already made when you get up, the car...
January 24, 2018 • Michael Gaines
Last night at a social event, being the avid people watcher & bit of an eavesdropper, I overheard two women speaking how "fat" they are. Neither woman was fat in the least, both had natural curves & were, perhaps, a size 8. All I could think of was how sad they don't appreciate themselves. Fast forward to this morning, office TV playing while I handle some paperwork, "plus size" model Ashley Graham is on the Today Show. She stated something that resonated, her daily affirmation is "I am bold, I am brilliant, I am beautiful" and "#beautybeyondsize" I do so...
January 17, 2018 • Michael Gaines
Betty White is a National Treasure! I have tons of attitude, bring on the vodka & I will live forever!