Today’s language lesson & advice from your Uncle Black Sheep. Laissez-faire - give no more fucks than required to stay employed, in the will/trust fund and remain unincarcerated. No more, no less!
“Oh, Paris is burning? It must be a month with a vowel in it. C’est la vie, let’s uncork another Bordeaux. At least the Americans made sure we aren’t speaking German.” ... See MoreSee Less
Happy Single People Awareness Day! For those of us “doing ourselves” (ex: buying our own candy, flowers, jewelry, furs, etc); just remember, wait a few more hours. It all goes on sale tomorrow!!!!
For those hiring a “companion” for the evening, you are not paying for sex. You are paying them to leave promptly afterward! ... See MoreSee Less
The last orders of 2023 are shipped, my cigar is clipped, I have a fab bourbon to be downed & a perfect wreath has been found. (Though “crime scene” tape would be apropos, too). The elves & I have called it a “wrap” & shall settle in for a winter’s nap. To all of our customers, retail partners & friends who made this a great year we send a huge ‘thank you’ as well as Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Yule Greetings, Solstice & Saturnalia Salutations! We will re-open/resume shipping after the New Year. #thankyou#merrychristmas#yule#saturnalia#hanukkah#christmasdecore#bourbon#cigar#nap#elves#caution#jewelry#bluebloodblacksheep #blue#blood#black#sheep#done... See MoreSee Less
This is what our order boxes have looked like this year. Get your order in ASAP, our last shipping day is 12/18 (we cannot guarantee Christmas delivery on orders placed after 12/14).
To my Louisville Flock, I will be at Marion C Moore on the Outer Loop this weekend. Please do drop by for some giggles! ... See MoreSee Less
I am looking so forward to visiting my fabulous friends Willow Gift & Home this Saturday! The ladies of Willow always have great gifts & LOTS of giggles. Whether you “mind your P’s & Q’s” or prefer to “drop some F U’s” we will have you covered! ... See MoreSee Less
Pop into @socialbirdboutique tomorrow to have a custom message bracelet made. I will be there 11-2 creating perfect stocking stuffer’s for those on the naughty & nice list! The naughty list is more fun btw!! ... See MoreSee Less
Today’s language lesson & advice from your Uncle Black Sheep. Laissez-faire - give no more fucks than required to stay employed, in the will/trust fund and remain unincarcerated. No more, no less!
“Oh, Paris is burning? It must be a month with a vowel in it. C’est la vie, let’s uncork another Bordeaux. At least the Americans made sure we aren’t speaking German.” ... See MoreSee Less
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Ugghhhh! Quickly followed by Mariah screeching through December.
(Pic stolen from a friend) ... See MoreSee Less
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Be alert, be safe & accessorize! ... See MoreSee Less
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You be safe too!
Same challenge; different century…and then my drunk ass remembers I live alone. Picture credit: Classical Art Memes ... See MoreSee Less
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Happy Single People Awareness Day! For those of us “doing ourselves” (ex: buying our own candy, flowers, jewelry, furs, etc); just remember, wait a few more hours. It all goes on sale tomorrow!!!!
For those hiring a “companion” for the evening, you are not paying for sex. You are paying them to leave promptly afterward! ... See MoreSee Less
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The last orders of 2023 are shipped, my cigar is clipped, I have a fab bourbon to be downed & a perfect wreath has been found. (Though “crime scene” tape would be apropos, too). The elves & I have called it a “wrap” & shall settle in for a winter’s nap. To all of our customers, retail partners & friends who made this a great year we send a huge ‘thank you’ as well as Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Yule Greetings, Solstice & Saturnalia Salutations! We will re-open/resume shipping after the New Year. #thankyou #merrychristmas #yule #saturnalia #hanukkah #christmasdecore #bourbon #cigar #nap #elves #caution #jewelry #bluebloodblacksheep #blue #blood #black #sheep #done ... See MoreSee Less
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Looking forward to dim sum on Christmas eve!!!
This is what our order boxes have looked like this year. Get your order in ASAP, our last shipping day is 12/18 (we cannot guarantee Christmas delivery on orders placed after 12/14).
To my Louisville Flock, I will be at Marion C Moore on the Outer Loop this weekend. Please do drop by for some giggles! ... See MoreSee Less
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I am looking so forward to visiting my fabulous friends Willow Gift & Home this Saturday! The ladies of Willow always have great gifts & LOTS of giggles. Whether you “mind your P’s & Q’s” or prefer to “drop some F U’s” we will have you covered! ... See MoreSee Less
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We can't wait!
Pop into @socialbirdboutique tomorrow to have a custom message bracelet made. I will be there 11-2 creating perfect stocking stuffer’s for those on the naughty & nice list! The naughty list is more fun btw!! ... See MoreSee Less
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